'Battlefield Earth' by L. Ron Hubbard
'Battlefield Earth' by L. Ron Hubbard

The good

  • I love the premise of the book, which from page 1 tells you that humanity has already lost, conquered and nearly driven to extinction by an alien race thousands of years ago.

The not so good

Just about everything else:

  • The characters are all one-dimensional, unchanging, and completely not believable in how they behave.
  • As a reader, you don’t particularly care whether the characters succeed or fail.
  • The main hero is named Jonnie, is improbably confident and intelligent, is completely unphased to discover alien races, has no weakness, and seems equally adept with a club as he is at intergalactic diplomacy.
  • The one female character is a damsel in distress that needs rescuing.
  • The story develops in a weird, jerky manner, leaping forward months or years at a time, and treating massive developments like they are no big deal (e.g., a primitive hunter-gatherer tribe learning hyper-advanced technology in a matter of months).
  • The alien civilizations are poorly developed.
  • The technologies are a silly mix of extremely advanced (teleportation across galaxies!) to bizarrely primitive (we still have to manually mine gold!).
  • The dialog is stilted.

Overall

I’m not sure why this is such a classic. It’s a tiny bit better than the movie, but that doesn’t say much.

Rating

2 out of 5